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DEVELOPING STORY/BREAKIN NEWS!
Man Tries to Rob Gun shop is Killed!
After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired. Paramedics pronounced the robber dead at the scene. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt.
DON'T PLAY WITH MATCHES..... (OR DYNAMITE)
Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just driving around at 2 A.M. so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window to see what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice the window was closed.
BUNGEE JUMPING REQUIRES CORRECT EQUIP!
Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friend s when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. They secured one end around Bingham's leg and then tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's foot was never located.
ELEPHANT POOP KILLS ZOOKEEPER!
Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn, Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say the ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded. The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him.
It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves 'shit happens'.
Footage from Hot Air Fly-Over could show Woods looking for his ball off fairway and it appears that he found it in the woods and did not return to game for some time with unknown female companion
Oasis Tower One In Fort Myers Has Become a symbol Of the City's Foreclosure Crisis
A New Jersey fire captain bought into the dream of living in a posh high rise with sleek furniture and a marble floor in Fort Myers. He and his family plunked down their $10,000 down payment for their condo four years ago. But they weren't counting on being the only tenants. Yes, the only tenants in a 32-story high-rise.
Sure, they've got the pool to themselves. But then, there's always fear of burglars and the eerie silence except for a voice in the elevator that chimes "Going Up" when they ride up to their unit. The high-rise has become a symbol of the city's foreclosure crisis -- something the developers and buyers never intended.It wasn't always this way. Initially, there were other buyers but many failed to follow through on the closings. They noticed the emptiness when they visited during the Christmas holiday, but expected that things would change. They haven't.
Despite their status as lone residents of the Oasis Tower One, it doesn't appear the Vangelakos will be moving out anytime soon."We wanted to believe," Cathy Vangelakos said. "We were looking for what we were offered."
Many of the other tenants have since moved into a neighboring 200-unit condo owned by the same company because it has more people. But the Vangelakos say their mortgage lender won't allow them to do that.
